My son was preparing the third grade final exam. One day I said to him: “study hard, and have a promising future!” The boy actually replied to me: “Dad, work hard, then I can be second generation of rich and no need to study hard! I was speechless!
One of our friends was drunk, mistakenly entered the ladies’ room. We waited outside and wanted to make fun of him. Twenty minutes passed, he was still not coming out. Then several of us went into the ladies’ room, only to find the guy who was smoking a cigarette and said: “I know I entered the wrong washing room; now you are all in, let’s get out of here together!”
In 2013 college entrance examination, Shandong Province’s English composition was about a letter from from Li Hua to Tom enquiring about the plan for summer holiday. Just about five minutes away from deadline, a bro hit the table and roared: “Tom, you can’t even catch a mouse, now you mind your brother Hua’s business?”
A girl took a taxi and sat in the back. When the taxi was started, she immediately took out a piece of durian and started the eating. The driver was very nice; he endured the unpleasant odor during the whole way and did not speak. When the taxi reached the destination, the driver felt stomach discomfort, quickly get off and started the vomiting… The girl was surprised and asked ”Do you drivers also have car sickness, ah?”
A student requested to bring the parents. At noon, he found an old man.
In the office the student said: “Teacher, this is my grandfather!” He was beat by the teacher decisively.
The teacher said while beating the student up: “This is my dad!”
The old man pulled the teacher over: “Stop the beat, I charged him 20 yuan ……”
A man is 27 old, he is under the family pressure to get married. He has no choice but asks a female colleague to come home together for dinner, pretending the girlfriend of him. On that day, his mother gives directly an ancestral gold bracelet to his female colleague as a gift; on the next day his mother even buys another gold necklace for the female colleague. Now the girl is considering whether or not to get married with the man in reality……
Examiner: Education background?
A child is writing diary, “It is late in the night, mum is playing mahjong and dad is surfing Internet”.
A friend of mine raised a small rabbit; she had dinner with the rabbit and slept with the rabbit.